If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications,
analysts and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry.
If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be?

Let's compare Windows 95 against another saviour, Jesus of Nazareth:

Jesus: Can walk on water.
Windows 95: Can crawl on a 486.

Jesus: Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.
Windows 95: Will be used to judge Bill Gates.

Jesus: Started life as a carpenter.
Windows 95: Turns perfectly good computers into furniture.

Jesus: Born in a manger.
Windows 95: Resembles something found in a barn.

Jesus: Remembered for protecting the weak.
Windows 95: Has weak memory protection.

Jesus: Was raised from the dead.
Windows 95:Was created from Windows 3.1

Jesus performed great works for the multitudes.
Windows 95 multitasking performance barely works.

Jesus has no sin.
Windows 95 has no shame.

You decide.