I've used ASP since 97, but somehow I've never noticed my lack of event based
programming. Is there any way to load a COM object and define it's event
handler? I thought the following code would work.

<%
sub x_event(arg, arg)
respose.write "event handler"
end sub

dim x as object
set x = createobject("some.thing")
x.add "y"
%>

Since this doesn't work, and I've never tried it, maybe events aren't supported?